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The Office Outlaw
How it Works?
Choose Your Email Flavour
- Mildy Petty – Just enough spice to raise eyebrows
- Corporate Sarcasm – For when you’re done, but still need that LinkedIn recommendation.
- Full-On Rant – HR might feel it, but they’ll never find you.
- The Ultimate Quit Mail – Walk out with words that echo forever.
Pick your tone like you’re choosing a sauce at Taco Bell—except this one hits your boss instead of your stomach.
Spill The Tea But Securely
Tell us everything. We won’t judge. But we will write a masterpiece.Fill out our anonymous form. Add the juicy details, inside jokes, passive jabs, or real grievances.
Optional: Upload a reference email so we can match tone and style.
Spill it like it’s hot. We’re not here to fix your office drama—we’re here to weaponize it (politely).
We Click Send So You Don’t Have To!
We Send It. You Sip Coffee Like a Legend.
Your words. Our burner inbox.
Your boss? Shaken.
You? Unbothered and caffeinated.
We’ve got VPNs, burner emails, and zero fear of HR.
Mail Sent!
Delivered!
Chaos Activated!
✅ We hit send like it’s a mic drop—your email lands in their inbox with the grace of a flying chair in a town hall.
✅ You? Back to sipping coffee and perfecting your “totally-working” face.
✅ Panic spreads faster than gossip at the water cooler.
✅ Slack chats go wild. Someone whispers, “Did you see the email?”
🕵️ HR’s out here playing detective… but the trail? Colder than your office AC and your boss’s soul.
Project Mic Drop: Office Annihilation Mode
🕵️ 1. The “Office Tea-Spiller”
“Not naming names… oh wait, yes I am.”
✔️ For those “just thought you should know…” moments
✔️ Gossip with facts, shade with receipts
🖋️ Preview:
“Every Friday, someone’s out here ‘WFH’ from the same café. I thought it was productivity vibes… then I saw the mimosas.”
🔘 [Spill the Tea]
🚨 2. The “Whistle While You Work (Then Blow It)”
“I didn’t snitch, I informed. With flair.”
✔️ Perfect for shady payroll tweaks, unethical hiring, or “lost” budgets
✔️ Tone: Sharp, savage, and sealed with anonymity
🖋️ Preview:
“Funny how ‘cost-cutting’ started right after our team leads began billing for imaginary overtime. Just saying.”
🔘 [Blow the Whistle]
📦 3. The “Someone Had to Say It”
“I tried minding my business, but it started affecting my lunch breaks.”
✔️ For those no-longer-keeping-quiet revelations
✔️ Use if you’ve been silently seething in silence
🖋️ Preview:
“Apparently, office supplies have been ‘magically disappearing’ into a certain team leader’s home office setup. If karma’s slow, maybe IT shouldn’t be.”
🔘 [Send the Smoke]
🧃 4. The “Juicy Anonymous Tip”
“Not a snitch. A concerned citizen… with screenshots.”
✔️ For the corporate Sherlocks with a grudge
✔️ Tone: Cryptic, petty, precise
🖋️ Preview:
“That promotion? Yeah, not based on merit. Unless flirting counts as project management.”
🔘 [Drop the Tip]
🎭 5. The “Policy Violation? Never Heard of Her”
“They said ‘open door policy.’ I walked in with receipts.”
✔️ For calling out hypocrisy in HR, leadership, or ‘favorites’
✔️ Ideal for legal gray areas and fake accountability culture
🖋️ Preview:
“When the head of compliance is caught skipping compliance training… it’s called irony, not leadership.”
🔘 [Expose the Contradiction]
🗣️ 6. The “Rumor Has It (But Now It’s Confirmed)”
“Turning whispers into well-written warnings.”
✔️ When office gossip becomes a full-blown exposé
✔️ Perfect for saying what everyone suspects — but no one dares email
🖋️ Preview:
“The office rumor mill’s been spinning faster than the AC fan. I’m just here to add a little verified turbulence.”
🔘 [Confirm the Chaos]
Corporate Shenanigans – The Chill Collection
The Passive-Aggressive Follow-Up
“Just looping back like a boomerang of disappointment.”
✔️ For that one manager who never replies
✔️ Professional tone, questionable patience
🖋️ Preview:
“Circling back on this… again. In case your inbox ate it. Or your conscience did.”
🔘 [Send This Email]
The “Invisible Until There’s Work” Call-Out
“Haven’t heard from you in weeks… until there’s a deadline.”
✔️ For ghost coworkers who suddenly resurface
✔️ A gentle roast. Medium rare.
🖋️ Preview:
“Nice to see you’ve remembered I exist. Need something again?”
🔘 [Send This Email]
The “Did You Even Read It?” Reminder
“As discussed (but clearly not absorbed)…”
✔️ For meetings where everyone forgets what they agreed to
✔️ Sounds polite. Isn’t.
🖋️ Preview:
“Reattaching the file since reading is apparently optional around here.”
🔘 [Send This Email]
The “I Volunteer as Tribute” Shift Dodger
“Thanks for the opportunity. I’ll pass.”
✔️ When someone volunteers you for work
✔️ Guilt-free. Drama-heavy.
🖋️ Preview:
“Love that I was nominated for this. By someone who clearly hates me.”
🔘 [Send This Email]
The “Let Me Google That for You” Pro-Level Reply
“A masterclass in doing the bare minimum… impressively.”
✔️ For colleagues who treat you like Google
✔️ Factual, with a side of condescension
🖋️ Preview:
“The answer is on the first link when you type it into Google. I checked.”
🔘 [Send This Email]
The “CC’ing for Accountability” Special
“Not trying to start drama… but I brought receipts.”
✔️ For when you want everyone to see the nonsense unfold
✔️ Office politics? We play chess.
🖋️ Preview:
“Looping in the team so we’re all aligned… and so no one can pretend this didn’t happen.”
🔘 [Send This Email]